broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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ever thought about something so much that you realized it was a really weird concept, like toilets. or showers. You hate getting wet in rain and could get sick but in a shower or pool there is no need to worry.

and this is reason 12376869698 and 2 why i don’t think about life


masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

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bewbin:

pandicksatthedisco:

bewbin:

You know how big tubs of ice cream and big tubs of butter look the same?

did u eat butter

With some chocolate syrup and sprinkles

I don’t know how to respond to this. Butter and ice cream look nothing alike. Not even supposed to be in the same part of the fridge.


todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(via upbeatblue)


korra: i'm the avatar and i'm gonna do the thing
lin: I'M PROTECTING YOU DON'T DO THE THING
suyin: yeah no totally don't do the thing lin's the best
suyin:
suyin:
suyin:
suyin: lol jk do the thing

bjirk:

When the poop hurtimage

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

I’m doing this at my family/friends funeral

I don’t care if I’m disowned

It’s happening

(via corpish)


let me get this straight

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

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and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

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dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

(via zeroyalviking)